Sunday, 30 September 2012

From your mugu

This last letter is addressed to ............hmm you need to read it yourself!

Click LETTER ONE(1) and  LETTER TWO (2) to read the first two letters addressed thus:    
Dear Girlfriend and Dear Wife.

Dear Concubine,

        How are you, hope you are fine, its been a while since we last spoke, she(my wife) finally traveled yesterday, so am able to write you.
Though the bible and the law condemns our union, and stronger ones amongst us have been brought to their knees because of you ask tiger woods or former California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, we just can't resist your forbidden apple.
          Having you in my life unexplainably reduces my blood pressure, when the tension at home becomes unbearable you soot my nerves, and when am out of town, bored, lonely and in need of company, you are always readily available to rock me to sleep... if you know what i mean. 
Like the forbidden fruit that cost Adam a life of leisure in the Garden of Eden, your presence in my life cost me a fortune in recharge cards, hotel bills, transport fare, chop money, school fees and even house rent. 
Not to talk of the fear of STDs, or of being caught.
           Undercover lover, forgive me when i don't pick up your call or when am rude to you on the phone, its only a front because someone is listening, bear with me when i insist on no text messages, i don't want to be caught by prying eyes and start World War IV. 
However I remain loyal as long as your services remain constant.

Best Regards,

Man friend/Sugar daddy/Aristo/Mugu

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