You have got to read this: A LETTER TO A GIRLFRIEND

You guys have got to read this, three letters to three different classes of the women folk. this is the first, the second letter will be posted tomorrow.


Dear Girlfriend,
             
             Even though the bible condemns our relationship and calls us fornicators, we just can't help our weakness, cause your presence in  our lives remain a constant source of joy. Your skills on and off the bed pitch are inexhaustible, and your pics and text messages always better our day.
Of course we know the cost of a meal at any fast food, fees associated with hiring a cleaner and the available laundry/dry-cleaning rates, so your vast attention is deeply cherished.
             Due to our huge, insatiable appetite, we tend to have two or more of you in our lives, but don't let that disturb you, just keep doing what you know how to do best.
Even when we are egoistic and pick fights with you especially during holiday seasons, please forgive our excesses, the truth is either we are broke and too proud to let you know, or something/someone else recently captured our short attention span, or we are being mindful of outside competition for your attention, especially from those so called married men.
              Really, what could we do without you, God willingly in the not too distant future, we would pop the question and make this deal permanent.


Lovingly Yours,

Boyfriend.

This is just a bit of the second letter addressed to the wives, read it up tomorrow. Cheers.

Dear Wife,

          No one can deny the sacrifices you put into the home, raising the kids and catering to our sometimes obnoxious needs, even at the detriment of your ambitions. This letter is just to let you know that you are deeply appreciated, and if no one sees your efforts...........................................